video; ICEBREAKERS

[yablueit]

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

1) If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be? 2) If you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why? 3) What are your top ten favorite foods? 4) Share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you. 5) What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

Comments

[businessinfront]

Fine. You're the one with the [ quoteyfingers ] "abstract vegetable thoughts."

[yablueit]

Wow, congratulations. You made it weirder.

[pidge_out]

Technically he just isn't completely right, but. Yeah.

[pidge_out]

That's not the same as like, paying rent.

[shiro2hero]

I'm okay with considering it that way.

[businessinfront]

No, I'm just pointing out that it's already weird.

[pidge_out]

Shiro.

[Frustrated child whine goes here.]

[shiro2hero]

What?

[frostedplum]

I'm Mei! It's nice to meet you!

[frostedplum]

Oh, I like peppers. Not too sure about artichokes, though.

[witchweird]

Good point.

[brokeassgoing]

Okay? So? Neither was Frankenstein and Slenderman and look what happened there.

[unaffluent]

I mean, it's easier not to care about it when you didn't grow up with a lot of it.

[shadowblends]

[He hums with delight then nods his head in agreement.]

Chocolate and peanut butter go well together.

[businessinfront]

Huh. I'll have to talk to Hunk about it. My skill level kinda peaks at sandwiches.

[businessinfront]

Yeah, but it's not— they aren't—

[ His hand hits his face with an audible smack, and he groans. ]

[redshitlord]

Y'know a lot of you guys do that when I talk. What's the deal?

[He totally knows. But also he kind of likes being an ass sometimes.]

[businessinfront]

I was hoping you'd have my back on that one.

[pidge_out]

It's not the same.

[pidge_out]

Normally, you know I would.

[yablueit]

You think so?

[yablueit]

or that could be why you care a whole bunch

i mean we had enough food and all nobody was going hungry or anything
but i do have A REALLY BIG family and i was a pretty small kid compared to some of my cousins

sorry about this garbage child

[yablueit]

Nice to meet you, Mei.

[shiro2hero]

Why not?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah. I do.

... they could probably use you even after I'm back on my feet.