[If TOD had a pencil, you'd better believe it would be scratching away furiously. As things stand, the hum of excitement is still fairly literal.]

Oh. OH! You're infected?!

Yes, yes, ABSOLUTELY report to the nearest center. I'll forward your data there-- it's best if you avoid contact with surfaces en route. As well as other parties, of course. You haven't touched anyone since the event, have you?