[Can a robot tsk? Apparently not quite, but the angry metronome noises give off a little of the same impression.]

Egregious is an understatement for this multitude of unfolding mistakes! Really, I would have thought your kind would at least monitor what you cram in those face-valves!

But of course not, no. Hurt hasn't been a validated method of behavior correction in... well, longer than I know about.

...why? Do you think it would work?