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Deputy TOD ([personal profile] stodgebot) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-05-04 05:48 am

(NPC Post, CW for unsettling description) EMERGENCY BROADCAST - Video

This is T-O-D, Deputy of Ingress Contingency Coordination. We are entering a level two state contamination across all known regions--I told them we needed to regulate travel, but nooo.... and THIS. Is Ema.

[The camera turns from the round robotic speaker toward a tendril-faced being who looks slightly ill. Or just embarrassed. Those who have traveled with the Savrii's diplomatic groups might recognize the individual at hand as a mid-clearance representative. They might even understand the shy wave of her tentacles, before a high, sarcastic voice cuts off the gesture.]

Ema went out with that fiasco on the asteroid. Ema decided to cut loose. Relax! Why not? It's not like the assessors trusted with the fate of the multiverse thought it was dangerous!

...but. Ema keeps a sensible security system installed around her room. And that's how we were able to discover this.

[The TAB feed switches to a dimmer video with a timestamp in the lower left corner. Almost exactly three days ago-- the night of the celebration on Asteroid 276. It shows Ema stumbling outside of her quarters and vomiting into the hallways of Region Four. The tentacled woman stumbles away in distress, leaving behind a messy coating of red-grey...

...which quivers. Shudders. And crawls offscreen, a rolling, seething mess of flesh--]


Consuming untested phenomenon. Smuggling of a potential biohazard. And this from a planet vetted as safe? I understand many of you biologicals keep parasites of your own, but this is an obvious breach of interuniversal quarantine procedures, and requires immediate assessment and response.

[TOD vibrates in the air, high voice reaching a crescendo of frenzied importance.]

Testing stations are being set up in Burg One of Chioni and all populated regions of Kauto. All inhabitants of Thisavrou who have engaged in Ingress travel over the last two cycles are required to report to mandatory decontamination and debriefing. That's two hundred days for the calculation-challenged idiots out there! If you know of anyone experiencing similar symptoms, provide their names, along with anything they've touched, to the nearest Contingency Coordinator or intermediary. Especially if they haven't reported in!

I hope the urgency of the situation has been fully impressed on you. If, however, you have further questions, you may submit them for review.

[[ooc: More info on the decontamination will be posted in the monthly log. For OOC questions, head this way!]]
coercive: (Default)

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[personal profile] coercive 2017-05-09 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I will kill them if they try to make me.
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[personal profile] coercive 2017-05-09 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has no idea what flesh goo even is. So she just avoids answering that.]

Yes but what happens in decontamination? Does it hurt?
el_paso: (// Defiance)

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[personal profile] el_paso 2017-05-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The hell you will. Lemme figure this shit out first.
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[personal profile] coercive 2017-05-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[A low growl is as close to a "yes, sir" as he's going to get right now.]
Edited 2017-05-09 19:59 (UTC)
worn_wings: (060)

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[personal profile] worn_wings 2017-05-09 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what it is?
shiro2hero: (stop doing the thing)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly is the decontamination going to be?
redshitlord: (Lipstick on the nightstand)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-05-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's -- that's literally the most disturbing thing anybody's said to me, man.
beautifulspaceraptor: (crossed arms)

[personal profile] beautifulspaceraptor 2017-05-10 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
There is a very high likelihood considering my symptoms match up with Ema's.

And I went to a local physician the morning after. Should I contact them or should I leave that up to the center?
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[personal profile] yablueit 2017-05-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, any travel? I thought just that asteroid was messed up! Why does everybody need decontaminating?
frankensteinian: (exasperated)

[personal profile] frankensteinian 2017-05-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Infested.

[That doesn't go over any better.]

What about if I start to feel any of those things that you mentioned, then I get it checked out?
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[personal profile] prorenataa 2017-05-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

Are you going to execute them?
prorenataa: (kinda spacing)

[personal profile] prorenataa 2017-05-13 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For gross incompetence?

Why wouldn't you?
inconsequence: [SINS] (❤ and i am just the planets)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-13 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You are doing a poor job of it.

[For someone bent on "information," answering perfectly legitimate queries with nothing more than a claim of not having the slightest idea is not what one would call reassuring.]

That is not in any way what I said. It is perhaps what I connoted.
prorenataa: (you are giving me a fucking headache)

[personal profile] prorenataa 2017-05-13 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're going to put it that way. I suppose.

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