pidge_out: (can't figure this out)
Pidge Gunderson ([personal profile] pidge_out) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-04-16 07:01 pm

video; so open, so accidental

 [When a project is complete, the next natural phase is to test it. Which is the phase that Pidge has reached with three makeshift television sets and an experimental game system Pidge had to build in order to play what appears to be a video game that was randomly found at the market. And maybe Pidge had been holed up in the bedroom room more than usual lately, and maybe without saying much about why to anyone.

Well. Everyone's about to find out whether they like it or not.

Because when the feed comes on, it's clearly accidental. Mainly because the first words that come through are:]


Oh, COME ON!! Getting in close doesn't work, ranged attacks don't work, no blindspots from behind or on the sides-- How the fucking quiznak am I supposed to beat your ass?!?!

[The camera seems to have turned on by itself after getting knocked down off of something. It's clearly laying on the ground, tilted up so that Pidge's face is just barely in sight. The controller is more clearly in the center of the frame as it's being used, fingers pressing buttons furiously as Pidge curses up a storm at the TV screen. Things like "C'mon c'mon c'mon mother fucker just try that punk ass move one more time" and "you piece of shit AI, you've got one job!"

Someone should probably interrupt.]
yablueit: (031)

video

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Pidge! You're offending my delicate ears with all this coarse language!

[ He's faking some really inspiring pearl clutching here. ]
yablueit: (051)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're way too young and innocent to— whoa whoa whoa, wait back up, when did you get the TVs working?
yablueit: (182)

video-->action

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Start over, I wanna play!

[ He's hanging up immediately in favor of racing up the stairs to Pidge's room and busting her door in. ]
yablueit: (175)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me you built two controllers!

[ He's trying to grab the one she's using, regardless. ]
brokeassgoing: (why yes i can be victorious)

voice;

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-04-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
You tried from above? Or just dig a tunnel, you're doin' a pretty good job of it right about now with all that bitching.
shiro2hero: (THAT MEANS I'M DAD)

voice;

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Pidge!
shiro2hero: (BOOOOOOOOOOOONE?????)

video TOO THEN

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Who taught you to talk like that!

[He can hear you in his room.]
shiro2hero: (lance for fuck's sake can u not)

grounded

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll wait. Staring into the camera like on the office.]

You know what I'm talking about.
shiro2hero: (I SAID STOW IT LANCE)

no??

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still staring back at her. From his room. Disheveled and with that patented Dad Frown.]

You just broadcast more cursing than an R-rated movie into a public network.

Tell me how that's not a big deal.
Edited 2017-04-17 04:08 (UTC)
yablueit: (085)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lance has long, noodley arms and plenty of experience swiping things from siblings and cousins who don't want to share, so it won't be long before he gets ahold of that controller! ]

Come on, the best way to test it is to let someone else try it!
shiro2hero: (my migraines are named Lance too)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone with a TAB can see this, Pidge.

Anyone.
brokeassgoing: (i'm possibly listening)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-04-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Jump offa something else and onto it?
yablueit: (013)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-04-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
You tell 'er, Dad!
shiro2hero: (WHADDA FUCK CHILDE)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-04-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
There's kids here. Actual children.

[Okay so Chara is pretty ... Chara is a Thing. But there are children besides them! So his point still stands.]

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