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[krasnayapautina]

[In this video broadcast, Natasha is upside down. She's in her residence, doing a handstand. Her TAB is propped up against the wall nearest her.

This is going to be a mildly amusing PSA. Hopefully it will put people in a good mood, or at least make them laugh for a second.]

So, even as much perspective that the multiverse seems to give, I've noticed another thing.

[There's some almost double meaning there, because she's mentioned perspective while in this pose.]

A lot of us who have been brought here probably take this pretty seriously, right? We're thrown into the multiverse without warning, etcetera. Which is smart, because being alert keeps a person alive -- but, we can also live up to another potential.

[A beat, just for effect.]

Or, puntential, if you will.

[Natasha, no.

(Natasha, yes.)

Listen, she may usually appear straight-faced and serious on the outside, butttt...]

We can also have fun with it. Don't be afraid to laugh here, too, in between shit Getting Real. Or even while making more 'permanent' establishments here -- think about it, if one of us opened a yoga studio here, the tagline for it could be: "Space yoga: It's out of this world!"

[With that, said, she gives a smile and a wink. Then she gently lowers her feet back to the ground, picks up her device, and ends the feed.]

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[shiro2hero]

[Okay, but see. This is a clear example of a kindred spirit. Because -- while he was listening to this with a characteristically sober expression, the second she makes that joke, he all but chokes on air.]

[Laughing.]

I guess some people just don't have the energy for throwing out a couple stellar jokes.

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[brokeassgoing]

You sure you don't wanna take one for the team and start the yoga thing? If you do that you're gonna get a hell of a lot of business.

I have the feeling you're not makin' the most of your newfound joy here.

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[lavelly]

Is yoga some kind of modern art form?

[Well, she said studio.]

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[seeingscarlet]

[All Natasha gets at first is Wanda groaning. That was really bad, okay? Though the idea itself isn't terrible...]

If you ran the class on my ship it really would be space yoga.

[krasnayapautina]

[she'd probably give him a fistbump in kindred spirit solidarity. But fur now, she'll just crack up at his return pun.]

That must be it -- they prefer the Sirius business approach.

[krasnayapautina]

I'd probably be more inclined to run something more like a dance studio or gym. I'd have to think of some good puns for it.

[clearly the priority in that.]

If you have suggestions, I'm all ears.

[shiro2hero]

And humor is just out of their orbit, huh?

[krasnayapautina]

I guess it could be, since sports like dance are also classified as a preforming art. It's something people to do to keep in shape and for mental balancing.

[krasnayapautina]

[you're welcome, Wanda :D (though yeah it was pretty bad).]

It would be. [a nod.] Do you have that parked by a parking meteor?

[That was also pretty bad.]

[krasnayapautina]

You seem to really comet to humor, at least.

[shiro2hero]

Thanks. It tends to make people a little star-struck.

[brokeassgoing]

Dance Dance Evolution of the thighs?

[this priority is Great]

[lavelly]

Mental balancing.

[Oooookay.]

How does dance help with that?

[seeingscarlet]

By a-- [ugh that was even worse...

Wanda is obviously more comfortable with Sokovian puns but she can still manage a little revenge.]

That was terrible. How long did it take you to planet?

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[dislocked]

[ what the --

-- ok that's a little bit funny. ]

Are you thinking of starting a yoga studio?