Well, to be honest? I can't peg you from just a video feed. I'd have to meet you in person. Get a sense of the way your body moves, the weight behind your steps. Usually, I can get a solid feel for what suits people by just having them walk into my forge and I do a quick walk around them. You'd be surprised just how much your natural body language can tell about what type of weapons and equipment would be suitable for you.

[Quickly, Darin throws his hands up in a placating gesture.]

Oh! Relax! I'm sure it's fine! Nothing bad happens...I think. You just get pulled here for...reasons.

Reasons that no one's tried to explain yet...