[No, he didn't snort; this is not a laughing matter at all, but honestly, a headline like that is a bit amusing.] Don't worry, miss Elizabeth. I'm sure you aren't the only one that's had an embarrassing moment put up on the network. [He doesn't think he's had any yet.]

I know him. Actually, I'll be helping him out on his apple farm soon. Would you like for me to ask about it?