[Eggsy grins at the image, an aborted laugh tumbling from his lips. It's quite the mental picture, and not an inaccurate one.]

Definitely think we should get stuff to help in situations like this. Just don't really got money or anythin' to trade when we stop.

[Which is maybe something he should take up with the captains, but it's not important right now.]

Here we go.

[Eggsy rolls his thumb across the pad outside his door, gesturing for Bruce to go in before him.]