[So these are the infamous Keith and Lance that Darin's heard so much about. Well, first thing's first:]

There's literally nothing wrong with fingerguns. Fingerguns are a stylistic way to gesture at someone and go 'hey guys, you're awesome because you're about to get to know me.'

Which is why, I'm firing back with the same fingerguns. No need to fight, I'm here to be pals with the both of you. And speaking of, I just happen to know the rest of your team.