yablueit: (050)
lance 🌠 a ѕpace-ғarιng ĸιѕѕ вoy ([personal profile] yablueit) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-02-25 05:39 pm

video;;

[ As the TAB's video feed switches on, the only thing in view is one blue eye, as someone gets a closer look at the device before he realizes it's actually already recording. ]

—Whoa, okay, is this thing on now? I think it's on. [ Lance pulls back from the camera and steps back, clearly leaving it balanced on something as he stands back far enough to be beside Keith, both of them clearly in view.]

I'm Lance. Pilot of the blue lion, Paladin of Voltron, master sharpshooter, [ He pauses for a moment to make double fingerguns at the camera. ] and kind of a big deal. [ He elbows Keith, who tenses and glares back at him. Keith obviously isn’t thrilled about being on camera or about being elbowed on camera, but he elbows Lance right back, as subtly as he can (not very). ]

And I’m Keith. Also a Paladin of Voltron. If that means anything to any of you, contact us.

[ Lance elbows him back again, and it's really unsightly how these two are both all sharp angles. It's a wonder no one's getting stabbed. ] Dude, come on, you gotta give a better introduction than that! That's super lame.

Finger guns are super lame! [ ELBOW. ] It was concise.

[ ELBOW. ] Your face is concise!

That doesn’t even make sense! And stop elbowing me! [ ELBOWS. TWICE. Lance tries to get out of the way of Keith's flurry of furious elbows, but only succeeds in knocking down whatever it was his TAB was balanced on, the video remaining on as it tumbles down and settles on a view of their feet. After a moment of not moving, Lance leans down to peer into the camera again.]

—Okay, so uh, we're gonna go, but first, um… no one's happened to see any giant robot cats around, have you?
patchricide: (88)

[personal profile] patchricide 2017-02-27 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you, they're all good people. Some of them are just better at impressions than others.

Why not? You're always welcome, you know.
pidge_out: (obviously because i'm a genius)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-02-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She just smirks at him.]

Any time, Lance.

You guys better get your butts over here soon. Shiro bought a house.
businessinfront: (voltronld-2x07-sm_1470)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ A REAL MEAL ]

I... did miss actual food.
businessinfront: (no)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Because all introductions need pyrotechnics.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Ehehehe well...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2017-02-27 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
No, only the good ones.

Holy crap you're like a tiny Shiro. All grumpy and humorless.
businessinfront: (I will pray to the gods of eye bleach.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ blink




squint
]

Oh. I get it. You're "funny."
businessinfront: (The lawn was on fire. But I fixed it.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not the ones I was thinking of.

[ Siiiigh. ]

Sorry. Your buddy was trying to be funny. Gave us the wrong idea.
businessinfront: (voltronld-2x09-tbotw_0178)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think of it like that. It's good to have a purpose. To make a difference.
pidge_out: (yeahh uh-huh riiight)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-02-27 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Pidge is all too familiar with this reaction.]

And we've got Hunk here to cook.
businessinfront: (The lawn was on fire. But I fixed it.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Keith's face is the very picture of "are you kidding me." Insisting you're fine doesn't actually make you fine. ]

Well then. Very fashionable.

[ He won't push the issue if Shiro doesn't want him to, but he's not going to let it go without a comment. ]
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-27 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Please hold, he's. Processing that statement. Slowly.]

[And then, god help him, he's going to laugh.]


Hey, it's black, at least. Goes with the outfit. You have to give me that one.
pidge_out: (please not this again)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-02-27 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[This right here? This is the look that simply says "Is this supposed to be surprising?"]

Keith wouldn't tear your arms off.



He's more likely to slit your throat or something.
pidge_out: (then again maybe not)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-02-27 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't hurt as long.

[Because, you know. You'd probably die pretty quickly.]
pidge_out: (questioning that)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-02-27 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? I'm just stating facts.
businessinfront: (131)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-02-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ DEADPAN. ]

Pidge is right. It's more efficient.

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