001; Text;

[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[buyeverything]

Going to the park or a swim at the lake. Nah. Having a nice day pulling windshield wipers apart with the fam.

Hilarious haha. I'm just saying if it happens I'm not bailing your ass out or whatever they do here.

[Because one he doesn't have the damn income for hauling his ass out of prison all the time here and two. Why waste it on someone who clearly has no intention of being careful.]

[flynnitomite]

Calm down. Lockpicking isn't a strictly criminal interest, mate. they'll have to ring me up on something stronger than that before hauling me off to the pokey

[buyeverything]

You do realize we're on an alien planet, who knows what their laws are. Do a bit of research before you assume your day job won't get you locked up.

[flynnitomite]

Then this planet is absurd and I'd already be locked up for jaywalking. Do you really think I've no experience in evading the law? Have a little faith

[buyeverything]

Mate. I don't know your experience beyond what you've told me and who knows if you're not blowing it entirely out of your ass.

[flynnitomite]

Why don't you ask our mutual acquaintance? He knows better than anyone I'm good at staying out of jail.