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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[liberaltus]

I will just have to keep you in mind the next time I have trouble finding my way out of my undergarments.
Granted my endowments would be even less impressive than hers.

[sketchycharacter]

i can undo bras of all size
you know where to find me if it comes to that

[flynnitomite]

you are such a slut drake

[sketchycharacter]

former slut
but yeah pretty much

[liberaltus]

It's not an unattractive quality in a man, not entirely.

[flynnitomite]

no one likes a show off

[liberaltus]

I rather enjoy a show off
Considering my gift for showing off that does make me somewhat bias, but I've made an art of showing off while maintaining a charm that is irresistable

[liberaltus]

I suspect that day will be very sad indeed
Though on a positive note there may very well be copious amounts of alcohol involved
I'm certain I wouldn't have to ask you to help yourself to the rewards

[sketchycharacter]

oh there definitely would be
i wouldn't know what to do with the bras once i had them if that's what you mean by rewards though
harry here is the one with the fetish

[liberaltus]

I was thinking more along the lines of alcohol
If I'm having trouble with a brassiere then you should probably take the alcohol away from me anyway

[sketchycharacter]

much better
and agreed
i'll keep that in mind

[liberaltus]

I knew you would appreciate that I only keep the best in my stock
And your friend, I think my one feeling has just been wounded

[sketchycharacter]

your feeling is tough
i'm sure it'll be okay

[liberaltus]

Now turn the knife counter-clockwise

[sketchycharacter]

;)