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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[flynnitomite]

That's a separate list and you know it, sweetheart

[nicearsenal]

[Ah the unforgettable image of a lanky Limey in frilly knickers, Hazza.]

Planning ahead for a job are you?

[flynnitomite]

[He looks good in lace tyvm]

I don't have anything lined up at the moment, but better to be prepared just in case, yeah?

[nicearsenal]

And at least this way you won't need a big neon sign advertising what you're making either.

[because really you're being about as subtle as a hooker in a convent right now.]

[flynnitomite]

oh no harry flynn's a THIEF the scandal, aaah

[nicearsenal]

Oh no, go ahead, and when your skinny arse gets hauled off by the space police when there's a break in don't say I didn't warn you.

[flynnitomite]

skinny arse?? i'm offended, i work out

[nicearsenal]

And? Your arse is still skinny. Must be slacking on the squats.

[flynnitomite]

not all of us can be so blessed as you ok

[nicearsenal]

why thank you Harry that's sweet of you to say so

[flynnitomite]

not even trying to be complimentary, just stating a fact

[nicearsenal]

Nice to see you straight talking for a change

[flynnitomite]

i do it from time to time. you should try it

[In case there was any doubt over whether or not he's still smarting over being side dick.]

[nicearsenal]

what, and lose this nice feminine mystique angle I have going for me? No ta.

[Not even side dick, really. More like temporary dick. Mostly professional dick.]

[flynnitomite]

[Like the millenial job market, but for dick. Wow, that's harsh.]

it is your stock-in-trade, isn't it

[nicearsenal]

[Well at least he's not a hipster dick, he's got that going for him.]

Well you know what they say: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

It'd be boring if you knew exactly what I was thinking all the time.

[flynnitomite]

oh i think you made it abundantly clear

[nicearsenal]

you can say whatever else about me you like, but at least there's never a dull moment with me

[flynnitomite]

[[wow gmail thanks for the notif]]

i can't deny that

[nicearsenal]

[[boo gmail you suck]]

[there's a bit of a wait before the next reply, then:]

At least you're settling in then?

[awkward small talk what is that]

[flynnitomite]

yeah you know, as well as one can I suppose

[nicearsenal]

Good to see you're keeping busy though

[flynnitomite]

oh i'm sure you've been *keeping busy* too

[nicearsenal]

And what is *that* supposed to mean?

[flynnitomite]

you're a smart girl i'm sure you can figure it out