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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[flynnitomite]

[Harry actually screams IRL]

right then change of target

[sketchycharacter]

you better not mean what i think you mean or i'm not the one who's going to have to worry about a gun in his face

[flynnitomite]

what do you think I mean?

[sketchycharacter]

you keep me as your target and not her

[someone's Jumpy]

[flynnitomite]

settle down mate, i was talking about popping off your bait and tackle

i knowing going after the girl would hurt you but it's a bit melodramatic, isn't it? and twice the work

[sketchycharacter]

oh

[Well, that's a relief. Probably obvious, too, but he's on edge when it comes to Elena's safety.]

more than twice, she's got a lot of people besides me who'd watch her back
either way it ends badly for you because shooting my dick off would just make her angrier

[flynnitomite]

i'm doing her a favor, she just doesn't realize it yet

[sketchycharacter]

she's a big girl
she can make decisions for herself

[flynnitomite]

you'll screw her over sooner or later, just like you do everyone else

[sketchycharacter]

[He feels a pang at that, because Harry is closer to the truth than he knows. Just change the future tense to past.]

nah. i know when i have a good thing going.
since when do you care about elena's well being anyway?

[flynnitomite]

i don't. i just know you're kidding yourself.

[sketchycharacter]

you don't know me as well as you think you do.

[flynnitomite]

I think I know you well enough. I picked up on a few things back in the good old days, mate

[sketchycharacter]

people change. you're the one who reminded me of that.

[flynnitomite]

yes well what was it you said? "i'm adaptable?"

[sketchycharacter]

oh right. guess i did say that. guess we both adapted.

[flynnitomite]

I guess we did.

[sketchycharacter]

[sad violins playing]

yeah well. good luck with the bras

[flynnitomite]

[Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend etc etc]

good luck with the crushing weight of your own ego

[sketchycharacter]

[guilty feet have got no rhythm]

thanks, it'll be good for strength training
later, flynn

[flynnitomite]

choke on it, dickhead