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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[flynnitomite]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT I'M TRYING TO AVOID THINKING ABOUT YOUR DICK, DRAKE

[sketchycharacter]

hey i think i have a right to know what she's saying about our sex life
WHY is she talking to you about our sex life anyway
aside from torture as an underlying motivation

[flynnitomite]

Look mate all i did was ask about the meet cute and it took a turn

you know me i'm not a prude but i cannot emphasize enough how much I don't want to know about your ins and outs

[sketchycharacter]

on that we actually agree
okay fine
not that i think it's likely to come up again
but i'll ask her to not mention my dick around you in the future

[flynnitomite]

look at that, we agree on something

hell must be frozen over

[sketchycharacter]

ah come on harry we used to agree on things
up to a point

[flynnitomite]

[He hastily types out 'don't call me harry' and just as quickly erases it. Then he types `don't remind me` and erases that, too. Then he types it again. And erases it again.]

yeah well we're past that point aren't we

[sketchycharacter]

[mmm whatcha say]

sure are
so you're getting back to the usual business huh

[flynnitomite]

Of course. It's fun and I'm bloody good at it.

You too?

[sketchycharacter]

thought about it
i dunno though, i'm making pretty good money drawing for people
some real patrons of the arts here

[He's absolutely getting back to it.]

[flynnitomite]

you always had a talent for scribbling, yeah

i say go for it, michaelangelo

less competition for me

keywords

[sketchycharacter]

oh it wouldn't be much of a competition if i got back into it

[flynnitomite]

I'm revising my shopping list

[sketchycharacter]

oh yeah do tell

[flynnitomite]

i'm going to get myself the biggest stupidest space gun i can find and blast your stupid smug grin off your stupid smug face, you cocky bastard

[sketchycharacter]

you realize that's just going to piss elena off more
she'll probably start describing my dick again
right down to the vein

[flynnitomite]

[Harry actually screams IRL]

right then change of target

[sketchycharacter]

you better not mean what i think you mean or i'm not the one who's going to have to worry about a gun in his face

[flynnitomite]

what do you think I mean?

[sketchycharacter]

you keep me as your target and not her

[someone's Jumpy]

[flynnitomite]

settle down mate, i was talking about popping off your bait and tackle

i knowing going after the girl would hurt you but it's a bit melodramatic, isn't it? and twice the work

[sketchycharacter]

oh

[Well, that's a relief. Probably obvious, too, but he's on edge when it comes to Elena's safety.]

more than twice, she's got a lot of people besides me who'd watch her back
either way it ends badly for you because shooting my dick off would just make her angrier

[flynnitomite]

i'm doing her a favor, she just doesn't realize it yet

[sketchycharacter]

she's a big girl
she can make decisions for herself

[flynnitomite]

you'll screw her over sooner or later, just like you do everyone else