neverheardofhim: (shit eating grin)
Varric "Dadric" Tethras ([personal profile] neverheardofhim) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou 2017-01-03 05:39 am (UTC)

I ever tell you about the elf who stood ass-naked in front of a darkspawn ogre?

Threw a bottle at him, yelled "'Ere, 'ave a drink."

Bottle never hit the ground.

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