[Zam laughs.] I guess you can think of it like that. It’s something that happens to you when you drink too much alcohol. You become… [He considers for a moment.] Well, it varies from person to person. Generally speaking, you become forgetful, uncoordinated, impulsive… [Wow. Come to think of it, it does kind of sound like poisoning.] It can also change the way you feel and act. So someone’s drunk self isn’t always the same as their sober self.

Which is why I was wondering what I was like. Believe it or not, I don’t actually get drunk that often. [Though at least some alcohol in his system would make him feel a little warmer.]