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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[It's late in the night -- nearly a morning, when the post goes up to the network. Now, Moira's had plenty of drunken nightly posts in the past and in the beginning this really looks like one. In the video you can see J who's looking happy with a calm smile on her lips. Almost too happy to be someone suffering from insomnia and the cheerfulness doesn't really make her appear drunk. Maybe she's taken something else. ]

Now darlings. I know that things are looking very unpleasant to us at the moment, which is about as big news as water being wet I know. The ship smells like a dumpster, the new found information about Ingress, incompetent captains and the uncertainty whether our next stop is going to put us in danger again.

[Her voice is soft and sweet as she speaks. Coy yet inviting]

But I tell you it doesn't have to be that way. I now know how to make it better, how to make you feel better, darlings. All you need to do is come and join me in I.L.R and I'll show you.

[She winks her eye at the camera before showing her surroundings in J deck.]

Now please don't leave me hanging. It's like they say in songs: every baby doll needs her daddy, right?

[ooc: this is part of the monolith/indoctrination plot. J's been affected and if someone does come see her she's going to try convert them into her new found brainwashing religion.]

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Vaporise? Now, J has no idea what he's really talking about here but god, does it sound fun. She blows a kiss to the screen before he cuts the feed.

She'll be waiting for him on the J deck right next to the library, just as she said.]

action!

[knaval]

[he completely misses that blown kiss rest in peace

anyway, it's not long before he's clomping down the hall.]

J on the J deck, huh? Classy.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Now, J can hear him coming the moment he enters the deck and it doesn't take a long before she can see him as well. These damn, giant robots. Even though she spends quite lot of time around one of them, thanks to her job here on Moira, she's still not all that used to see them -- especially when they're approaching her.

But what's even more unnerving than the sight of Riptide, it's the realization that the Voice is quiet now. It's not whispering to her ear and telling her what to do like it had just a moment ago. Still, despite it, she pulls a charming smile on her face and turns to greet her quest.]

Hello. And oh, what can I say? I'm always classy.

[knaval]

I believe it.

[he crosses his arms, looking around.]

Alright, where's the court? I also don't have a ball.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Huh, the court?

[She repeats and raises her brow. What is he talking about?]

Sorry to say that it's just the lil' old me.

[knaval]

Yes, I can see you. Very small, well done.

The court. To play b-ball. You better not be punking me.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Is... is he really complimenting her on being small? What in the.]

Can't say I know what you're talking about. I was kind of hoping I'd be enough for you.

[knaval]

Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess the size difference will be a problem.

[he taps his chin.]

Any ideas?