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[poolhall_killer]

[It seems Venom's becoming a target for random gifts and mail. He's recently received a small pile containing cucumber hand lotion, a bucket shaped like a castle, and a very peculiar t-shirt.]

It happened again. All of these things appeared on my bed recently with a note. To whomever "S" is, thank you, I think.

The shirt is rather comfortable...

Comments

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[knaval]

They usually only put weird warnings when someone's tried it before.

I have a serious question. Have you ever put a bee in your ass?

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[poolhall_killer]

[Did she really just ask...?]

No, I haven't. I'm not sure why the shirt says that.

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[knaval]

Sure you haven't, pal. I believe you.

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[poolhall_killer]

Why would I put a living being anywhere near there? It doesn't make sense.

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[knaval]

Hey, you're the human with the shirt saying not to, mate. Not me.

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[poolhall_killer]

[Human...?]

It was an apparent "gift" to me. I'm not sure why it was chosen, but it was.

Apparently I reminded them of bees?

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[knaval]

[a soft gasp.]

Okay, okay. Brain wave. I have a load of ants, right? You should get some space bees! We could totally make it a thing!

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[poolhall_killer]

[Sadly this is still not one of the strangest conversations he's ever had.]

Why do you have a load of ants?

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[knaval]

Why would I not?

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[poolhall_killer]

Is it like some sort of ant farm or colony? For research purposes?

[Or pets. Hundreds of pets.]

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[knaval]

No, they were my friends. But he left, so they're mine now.

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[poolhall_killer]

Hmm. I don't hear about them being friends, often. But still, I doubt they'd do well with bees.

[And no, he's still not putting them near his ass, no matter what the shirt says.]

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[knaval]

Anything goes in space!

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[poolhall_killer]

Apparently so...

If I do come across space bees, then I will inform you.

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[knaval]

Please, bees!