asafepairofhands: (hands)
Ratchet of Vaporex ([personal profile] asafepairofhands) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-09-19 07:59 pm

[audio]

[Only the audio clicks on, and the voice coming through the MID is worn, thin with static and carefully controlled.]

This is Chief--this is Ratchet, giving notice that the portion of the inorganic clinic I was running is currently closed until further notice, as of... now, apparently somewhere around a year from when I last checked. I'll be resuming my duties as soon as--when it's possible for me to do so.

In the meantime, I'm referring my patients to the regular medbay or to Tony Stark, depending on the complexity of the engineering involved. If it's a serious emergency... I can't help you, but I'll try to consult via MID if absolutely necessary. I am not available to answer five hundred questions about why, so don't bother asking. I need to work. Kindly refrain from calling me unless you're actively leaking to death.

...Ratchet out.


[PRIVATE TO WHIRL]
I need to speak with you in person. I'm sending you my coordinates.

Please.


[Somebody's hands finally stopped working to the point where he actually has to quit using them all the time and attach new ones, and he is not having a good day. Feel free to harass him, but there's no guarantee he'll respond.]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (lol so i guess we're all dead huh)

[AUDIO/private]

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-09-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Drift doesn't really expect Ratchet to answer, but he's going to throw this out there anyway because he's Drift and of course he is.]

Ratchet? I know there's not really anything I can do to help with this, but let me know if there's anything I can do for you, okay?
happyclappyhippydrippy: (i just wanna polish my sword)

[AUDIO/private]

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-09-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[That was more than Drift was expecting so HEY SCORE.]

You're welcome. And I mean it. If you need anything, just say the word.