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[knaval]

hi there!! my name is riptide and some of you might now me as the guy who got punched in the face by magnus a couple of weeks ago
i haven't been out much recently but i guess there's a load of new people!! hi!! again!!! i'm one of the giant metal guys
i turn into a boat and yes i will totally show you if you want
and also, yes, i am aware of the irony of being a water vehicle in space
its been three million years, i've heard all the jokes OKAY

ANYWAY... i come to you all asking a favour
i have to do something for someone but i'm missing some key artefacts with which to complete this
i need:

-plastic wings. big ones please
-the entire collection of enya and sinead o'connor
-a strong chain
-super glue

if anyone has any of those or some ideas for substitutes, let me know!! :)

Comments

[VOICE]

[onlytwoexpressions]

Are you taking up crafts, Riptide?

It seems like our previous discussion has given you some ideas.

Re: [VOICE]

[knaval]

...Sure, yeah. I thought I'd give it another go.

Re: [VOICE]

[onlytwoexpressions]

Excellent!

What are you making?

Re: [VOICE]

[knaval]

It--it's for you! It's a surprise. It's a thanks for helping me out that funk surprise!

...I know you don't like surprises but it's going to be a surprise regardless.

Re: [VOICE]

[onlytwoexpressions]

That's wholly unnecessary, Riptide.

I was merely doing what was right. Seeing you back to your normal self is certainly the surprise I appreciate.

Re: [VOICE]

[knaval]

Doing something for you was the first thing I was inspired to do, so that's what's gonna happen. You shouldn't say no to inspiration.

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[pushed]

Sounds like you're planning a pretty freaky date.

You okay?

Re: text

[knaval]

not a date! if this was one of my dates there'd be at LEAST four car batteries involved
yes?

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[redshitlord]

uh

do i wanna know

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[knaval]

nah just playin about

private

pretty sure magnus is in love with megatron or something so im gonna
do something about that

[daintylegs]

I HAVE GLUE
also an excess of glitter
if you need that for any reason

[knaval]

all good

private

tailgate im pretty sure magnus is in love with megatron
i need your help in setting them up

[daintylegs]

oh my god that reminds me
did I ever show you that pic of magnus on top of megatron
bc i have that pic
its very intimate looking

[knaval]

NO OMG YOU SHOULD





also tailgate do we need to talk about feelings or anything

[daintylegs]

HA FEELINGS
WHAT DO I HAVE TO FEEL ANY FEELINGS ABOUT
I HAVE NO FEELINGS

anyway back to Megatron and Magnus
if we try hard we can trick them into dating
I bet they'd be dating for a few months before they realize that they're dating
bc they're both emotionally stupid

[knaval]

fair enough

honestly we could basically consider them dating already
also i found out magnus doesn't actually keep a copy of megatron's reports next to his berth and said that would be creepy
also he panicked when i asked
so i think they're covering something up

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[redshitlord]

what oh thats SO GROSS

r u sure???

[ryuuzaki]

Enya and Sinead O'Connor?

That seems unusually Irish, under the circumstances.

[knaval]

what's irish

Re: private text

[knaval]

listen i know i didn't realise with you for ages but when its someone else its like really screamingly obvious



embarrassingly, even

Re: text

[pushed]

wow, you're into the hard stuff.

that's good. last i'd heard, your buddy sideswipe was defending your honor.

Re: text

[knaval]

go hard or go home am i right
yeah that was
a rough week

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[harderfasterwrecker]

cant we just borrow wings off a scream

Re: TEXT

[knaval]

to big for talegate

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[harderfasterwrecker]

why are the wings for tailgate