[Mettaton seems scandalized that Fi doesn't know about Papyrus. Seriously, he's the best thing since Mettaton himself!!]

Papyrus is absolutely the sweetest skeleton on the ship, and he's so good at his job!! I'm surprised you haven't seen him around, he's tall and energetic and loud and...ooh, I hope he texts me back soon!!

[There's a bit of a pout at that point, because he really does miss his precious boyfriend.]

Oh. Oh, right! None of my friends are here as of yet, but if you have something else to do, you don't have to babysit me!!! I'm an adult and all that!!! I'm sure a roommate will be around presently, they sort of...live here? Hahaha~

[That is not a joke. Don't laugh, Mettaton.]