[None of this makes any logical sense! But that's okay. Rocky has come to accept that lots of things he encounters don't seem logical.]

I'd say that's definitely an improvement! I wouldn't want to be a training dummy either, getting beaten up all the time... And— [He raises an animated eyebrow.] I really doubt a training dummy could pull off boots like those.

[And neither—he's pretty sure—can most robots. A bright smile spreads across his screen.]

Maybe I should introduce myself! I'm Retrovox R0-KV but you can call me Rocky.