[Video] (cw; robot drug use?)

[mttbrandlegs]

[Mettaton's been a little scarce on the network the past few months. It's reasonable, he's had a bit of a hard time! Still, as outgoing as he is, it's hardly surprising to see him address the ship as a whole.

Yet.. When his voice comes through the MID, it's uncharacteristically relaxed, almost dreamy.]

Hellooooo, beauties~! Goodness, have I told you all lately how wonderful you all are? I have the distinct feeling that I have not!!

I mean--that's not my jooob or anything, that's my boyfriend's job!! Ooh!! Guess what, everyone?! I am dating the handsomest Morale Officer on the ship!! That is Papyrus, if you are unaware of his good looks and stellar personality!! I am so proud I finally got a chance to let everyone know that I'm with him!! It was, after all, very important!! Anyway though;

Back to the main subject!

You're all wonderful, and I would love, love, love to express that to everyone! Every single one of you! Even the certain someone...who I can't seem to avoid having mild arguments with!! Haha!

Does anyone want a hug? I would adore a hug right now!

[...There will be regrets later. But Mettaton can't actually be blamed at this point, even if he sounds as if he's had some sort of mild psychotic break given his mercurial behavior lately.

Nah. He's just had some Cybertronian drugs.

Speaking of questionable decisions, though...]

By the way!! Want to know a secret?

[Mettaton pans out his MID a little, showing that he is in fact partially on the floor, with his legs apparently splayed up onto his bed. Certainly it appears undignified, but at least he seems comfortable, in that teenage gossip girl way.]

If you saw a small pink ghost last month...do I have a surprise for you!! That. Was. ME!!! Ooooh!!! What a scandal, right?! But you know what?! Toriel was right!! It is my business who I tell--and no secrets between friends!!

[Wink~]

Toodles, sweeties!!!



[Private text to Papyrus]

PAPYRUS!!!!1!!! SWEETIE CAN YOU VISIT ME, I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL SKELETON AND I NEED TO APPRECIATE YOU!!! SERIOUSLY! YOU'VE TREATED ME SO NICELY!! LET ME PAY IT BACK!!!!!

PLEASE~? <3333


[Private text to Asriel]

I BET YOUR EARS ARE SOFT, AREN'T THEY? CAN I TOUCH THEM? I PROMISE I WILL BE VERY GENTLE, HONEY!!! I'M JUST

CURIOUS :)

FUNNY WORD, CURIOUS! IF YOU TOOK THE U OUT! IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A CEREAL BRAND!! HAHA, THAT WOULD SELL!! MTT-BRAND CURIOS!!!


[Private text to Kyoko]

KYOKO. SWEETIE. WHY DON'T WE EVER TALK ANYMORE????? :(((( I MEAN IT IS LIKE WE DON'T DISCUSS ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S SAD AND THAT IN AND OF ITSELF IS SAD!!!!

WE SHOULD HUG. FRIENDS HUG!!!


[Private text to Alphys]

ALPHYYYYYYYS!!!!!!!!! YOU! NEVER! TOLD ME IF YOU LIKED THE FIGURE!!!! DID YOU NOT LIKE IT???? D: IT'S TOO LATE TO GO BACK TO THE FUN PLANETS ISN'T IT?? ALSO I MISS YOU!! COME VISIT ME!! <333 #BESTFRIEND #HUGS4ALPHYSBECAUSEISAIDSO(


[Private text to Tailgate]

WOW?? CAN I KEEP THIS?! WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE IT AND WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!!


[Private text to Ginko]

I JUST REMEMBERED FALLING ONTO YOUR HEAD AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY IN RETROSPECT!??! BUT ALSO I FEEL THE DISTINCT NEED TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN SO I'M SORRY!!! ABOUT YOUR HEAD!

STILL FUNNY HOWEVER!