Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Jᴀsᴏɴ `ƧƬΛЯ-レӨЯD` Qᴜɪʟʟ (
sonywalkman) wrote in
thisavrou2016-06-21 06:48 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
[video;]
Look, this "You killed my father, prepare to die" routine is all well and good (and yawn worthy), but I have an idea.
[In the back of his mind, he's thinking of Rocket telling him this is absolutely stupid, but then, so is this whole scenario. Dumb raccoon, being probably right. The inner-conflict registers on his face, but he doesn't remark on any of it. The "probably right" doesn't matter. Not in the face of (maybe) living.]
I don't know what happened, I don't even really care what happened. But I sure like living, so just...hear me out. We challenge them.
[He shakes his head, and his other hand at the MID.] Not like how you're thinking though. As a distraction. Seriously, two words, and just think about it alright?
Dance off.
[Yes, he does, in fact, look entirely serious about this.]
[In the back of his mind, he's thinking of Rocket telling him this is absolutely stupid, but then, so is this whole scenario. Dumb raccoon, being probably right. The inner-conflict registers on his face, but he doesn't remark on any of it. The "probably right" doesn't matter. Not in the face of (maybe) living.]
I don't know what happened, I don't even really care what happened. But I sure like living, so just...hear me out. We challenge them.
[He shakes his head, and his other hand at the MID.] Not like how you're thinking though. As a distraction. Seriously, two words, and just think about it alright?
Dance off.
[Yes, he does, in fact, look entirely serious about this.]
no subject
He's really, actually serious. She stares. And then stares some more.]
I'm not sure they're the dancing sort of invaders.
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
i am crying
i am sorry peter
gdiiiiii this was 12% of a plan
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
video;
[WELL NOW THERE'S TWO SERIOUS IDIOTS.]
video;
[Sideswipe, he didn't expect anyone to say yes.]
Uh...how does dancing work when you're a giant robot?
[The most important part, really.]
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
[Nate shakes his head. He's not mad, he's disappointed.]
Come on. You've got to make sure we have some good dancers first.
video;
[Not that he's going to admit that his dancing is...comical (to put it nicely), wouldn't bad dancing just distract better?]
I mean, if you want to go now, man, we can totally do that.
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
[Honestly, she should have tried this idea against the Arishok. He probably would have just given up on the spot.]
video;
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
video;
We're kind of screwed then.
[ Elena cannot believe this man looks so serious. ]
video;
Nothing outmatches this. Trust me.
video;
video;
video;
video; i am so sorry
video; don't be
video; <3
video; ❤
video;
video;
audio
...
He's not kidding, is he?]
Why...how is that a good idea?
audio
[Maybe not everyone lives in this scenario, but as far as he's concerned, it's not the crew here that's going to see that happen.]
Re: audio
(no subject)
video;
Best idea I've heard from anyone all day.
video;
You don't kick Thanos' stupid...okay, his ass by proxy or whatever, just sitting around and talking about it.
video;
video;
video;
no subject
[ It really, really does. ]
So how would this work? They choose the music, we choose the style? Or visa versa?
no subject
[Wait.]
For us.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
video
[Full orchestra and everything.]
But maybe you could pull it off.
[She twirls a finger.]
Go on, let's see what you've got.
[Shake dat ass Peter Quill.]
video
Maybe. [He gives the most childish scoff. "Maybe." Please.] I can't film myself when this thing is stuck to my wrist!
Re: video
oh my god my formatting how did i even--???
lol didn't realize clara asked him for one too. great minds etc.
#bless
Re: #bless
no subject
[Blandly. Because he's pretty sure that's the only possible way for someone like him to contribute to peace. Most of what he does is train people how to war.]
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
video
video
video
video
video
[that's how it usually goes...]
video
Though both sometimes involve alcohol.
Re: video
video
Re: video
audio;
[ There's some amusement in her tone, even if she's unsure if he's really serious or faking serious for the sake of humour. Either way, it's humorous, although one is also somewhat more concerning than the other.
This really isn't a legitimate strategy, sorry Peter. ]
They're seeking equality. Revenge. A dance off doesn't hold much weight in that.
audio;
It's not about winning. [Because he would.] It's about catching them off guard. No one ever expects it! Trust me, it works.
audio;
audio;
audio;
[voice]
[This may be a common response -- it should be, as far as L is concerned -- but he still feels compelled to add his own incredulity. He sounds weary on top of it.]
[audio]
Was Michael Jackson serious about the moonwalk? If you say no, you didn't deserve the moonwalk.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
[Okay, it may not be a practical plan. Or a workable plan. But Deacon hates the idea of killing a bunch of people who have a totally legitimate reason to be kind of pissed off at them. If someone can convince the aliens that a dance-off would restore the karmic balance they're so set on, he's all for it. Or if it could be turned into a successful distraction with the aliens staring at them in bewilderment for even suggesting it, meanwhile a group of Moirans do something more productive towards their survival, that's good too.]
no subject
[Nice, sweet, simple, and worst of all, encouraging.]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
video;
[ Because Kobra wouldn't mind solving some problems musically, but he's pretty sure it leaves an obvious opening for the opponent. ]
video;
[The idea is to give themselves an opening, all things told.]
I don't mean it in like some weird Grease context, music solving the world and getting the girl. I mean, getting the girl...uh, not that there is one, is great and I'm not complaining, but I don't mean this should be the only plan. Just, you know, part of it.
[Like 12% of it.]
video;
text;
And you think this will work?
no subject
[That's not always a clear indicate; Peter says a lot of things he doesn't quite mean, or intend. But despite having perpetual foot-in-mouth disease, he's pretty convinced of this.]
(no subject)
no subject
So, I take it you're volunteering to do the... distracting while the rest of us do the fighting?