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Megatron ([personal profile] aminerproblem) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-04-12 07:45 am

video; it's a PSA about Tarn

[Megatron wasn't in the best of moods. He'd rather not have to make this message at all - and it's clear in the tired lines of his face that something had been weighing heavily on his mind in the past few days.]

While on this ship, I have been surprised by the crew's willingness to cooperate with us Cybertronians, and our coexistence has been largely peaceful. That trust was broken with arrivals of more of our number, someone who followed me before I defected. 

Tarn was an officer under my command during the civil war back in our world. He was trained to be militantly loyal to the Decepticon cause, and is equipped with a well-honed talent for violence. It is unlikely that he will overlook the fact that most of you are organic, and thus a sworn enemy. I know this because I was the one who personally trained him.
 
Asking to avoid Tarn may be a tall order on a small ship like this, but if you encounter any undue friction - I urge you to not provoke him. He has far less compunctions about killing than the others here do, and he will make the process as agonizing as his imagination allows.
 
Should you feel threatened, Magnus or I will aide you if we're called, at least until we can come up with a more permanent solution. 
 
If I can assist in my capacity as Personnel Officer as well, I will do so. Hopefully, none of this forewarning will be necessary, but the least I can do is provide some understanding.
 
redshitlord: (you say it's dinner with your sister)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... That's it?

Just, "oh hey by the way organics and bots not even in the war at all, there's a scary, horrific murderer running around so uh call me if you want!"

That's all? Dude! The humans here didn't do anything wrong! If he's gonna kill them, put him in stasis!
redshitlord: (With one hand off the side)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo... maybe... I dunno...

Figure out something else?

You're his boss! Order him out an airlock or something! But don't just say, "Hey, tiny humans with no armor! Head's up!" and leave it there!
redshitlord: (who's this other guy you got)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-13 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
So un-defect for five minutes and chain him up!

Oh, yeah, sure. Take your time. 'Cause the humans and stuff here totally have that going for them too.
redshitlord: (Jooooy ride)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Be patient".

Yeah, cause that'll help. He'll just get his scrap together and eat us when he's good and ready, then! Instead of getting launched out the airlock!

... speaking of which, remind me why that's not an option here, mister "I'm A Ship Captain"?
redshitlord: (Bleeding when she kissed me)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying! You should try something other than saying "call us if you're dying!"
redshitlord: (oh yeah it's 9fucking9 red balloons)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-17 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Good!

... So yeah! Good!
redshitlord: (in the blink of an eye)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-17 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not panicking! I just don't want to see some 'Con tank monster squash my friends just because they're human! Or just because you decided not to do anything but sit on your tailpipe and talk!
redshitlord: (All your hopes and dreams)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-17 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[No he will not calm down, he will keep going. Because he believes this silence means he's being ignored. And this is Important.]

They probably don't matter to you, since, wow, hey, warlord who murdered Cybertron and all, but I like humans here! We're friends!

So hey! Sorry if it really bothers me that you barely seem to give a single rivet about them! What good is calling you or that Magnus guy going to do if a 'Con is on their tail? What good is it really gonna do them?
Edited 2016-04-17 08:24 (UTC)
redshitlord: (but don't think it bothers me at all)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, cause a warning really shows you care.