thisavrou | text; march 11th

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text; march 11th

I need a healer right now. I can't move him.

[There's no joke, no goofy font, and no time for playing around.]

Palatino is not a monster.

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Dude, what happened?

If a door tells you to stay out, listen to it.

wha t wait doors talk here ?????? D:

Might as well.

is that why you need a medic you got yelled at by a door

[If it were any other day, Sans would be eternally charmed by this guy. Even now, it's actually managing to cheer him up a little. Albeit in an absurd, sort of surreal way.]

I wish, man, I really do. It's cool though. We're gonna be okay.

[That's what Sideswipe is here for. Ridiculous absurdity.]

ok awsome because im like not even a little bit a medic like not even A LITTLE

[It's a long, long time until Sans texts again. Not until the next morning, as a matter of fact. And when he does, his font and overall demeanor is markedly more relaxed.]

hey, not-medic. sorry about last night, man. not my strongest first impression.

[Honestly, he wasn't expecting this. He's bored enough to where it's a nice diversion though.]

oh hi nah its ok you kinda sounded like you had a lot of scrap going on its cool

[If this conversation wasn't taking place over text, Sans would appreciate the pun that much more. That said, it still makes him laugh.]

hehe, well, still. didn't mean to bolt.

awww dude no worries ok?? :D im totally fine ! so uh anyway start again? hi

start again. name's sans. ;) how 'bout you, pal?

sideswipe >8D autobot daredevil all around awesome guy

damn. so you're one of the robots, huh? hehe, there're more of you ever day.

remind me to introduce you to my brother.

once he's awake, anyway.

pap loves robots. he'll be stoked one was worried about him.

yeah im the cool red one not one of the lame ones is he recharging ? i could wake him up surprise him or something im good at that 8D

eh, i'm gonna let him keep charging up. he almost never sleeps on a good day. i'm looking for silver linings here.

i'll keep that in mind. cool, red, robot guy. you wouldn't happen to have a good ass, wouldja? my bro kinda prefers the sexy ones.

[He's kidding... well, about the question, not about his brothers' preferences.]

Edited 2016-03-16 05:12 (UTC)

oh ok thats fine i guess im ''grounded'' so yknow if hes charged later ... uh

hold on ?

[HOW DOES HE EVEN ANSWER THAT? oh robot jesus is this flirting?? is this how it works?? wait why is a human flirting with him for their brother ?? what is happening here ??]

[But, just to be a decent guy about it, because hey, this poor guy sounded like he'd had a really rough time, and was being a goof with Sideswipe -- which he definitely appreciates -- he'll. Make an attempt to get a decent shot of his own backside.]

d o e s that work ?

uh.

wow, guy. you really went for it.

[Maybe this guy would hit it off with his bro. That's a little uncomfortable to think about.

I mean, don't get him wrong, he loves pranking on his lil' bro and also robots everywhere, but trafficking in ass pics to his unconscious family is going a little far.]

thanks for ass-isting me on that one, pal.

yeah i had to set the timer and everything it took forever

[Wait. Waaaait a minute. That's a joke. And a thanks. That means... he nailed it.]

[YES!]

HAHAH 8D no problem dude i mean you sounded like you had a bad day so hey if my handsome rear bumper helps you out no problem

[Sideswipe you don't even know if your butt is cute what are you even doing you gigantic idiot stop doing finger-guns at the MID.]

[Sans can't help chuckling, even if it's in a sort of vague horror. Is he going to get arrested? The more this guy talks, the more he thinks he's going to get arrested.

As sweet as Elizabeth is, she's probably a really mean warden.]

okay man, i gotta ask. you're not under 21, are ya?

Edited 2016-03-16 05:54 (UTC)

... huh ????? 21 what ? feet ? what kind of question is that dude what did i say ?

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