Jun. 24th, 2017


Jun. 24th, 2017 06:19 pm
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[ The feed opens on one dark, out of focus eye squinting at the camera. The owner of the eye blinks, pulls back, and frowns, looking over the screen. It's pretty obvious that Keith doesn't have the first clue that he's actually streaming this — no, he's just setting the TAB down on the counter.

He pulls out a pocket knife. He gathers up a handful of the back of his unruly hair, a few months overdue for a cut. And... yes, he's really doing it. He's using selfie mode as a mirror to trim his mullet with a knife.

After a minute of him hacking away at the ends of his hair, the "transmitting" symbol on the TAB catches his notice, and his eyes go wide. There's a smack as he slams the TAB facedown on the counter, grumbling something indistinct. After a moment, he gathers it back up again, with an expression on his face somewhere between "annoyed" and "I hope an asteroid hits me."

... Someone tell me how to delete this. Thanks.