chaoticluptral: (so fresh to death)
chaoticluptral ([personal profile] chaoticluptral) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-07-05 09:28 pm

01 ☂ Voice; (backdated to sun's out, fun's out event)

[A woman's voice comes over the network. She sounds annoyed. Like she's been waiting and waiting for something and now that it's finally happened, she has to collect herself.]

Yes, hello? Is this the Customer Service line? I've been trying to call your shit for days now. I know that the sun is out and everything but that doesn't mean you can not answer the phone! If the sun goes out, who else am I gonna call? I've got to report this service outage to someone. The sun going out is also kinda unprofessional. I'm not exactly feeling confident in you guys here.

Anyway, my complaint is as follows. I need to get off this plane of existence like right fucking now. And I know that it's probably not your fault who you pick up and drop off here, it's just policy and blah blah blah but it's very important that I get back to the plane of existence I was on before. I want to return this kidnapping for a full refund.

I hate to show up and run without wrecking any shit as is my thing, but this is kind of getting in the way of what I'm trying to do. Which is literally ONE JOB. I had one fucking job and this makes it look like I can't do one job. So for the sake of my resume and the universe, send me back.

Also some asshole owes me 15 dollars and I need to collect. Priorities and all.

Yes, that's it. Thank you for your time. But next time if this complaint doesn't go through, I'm gonna ask for your goddamn manager!

((No TAZ spoilers really in the post but some might always appear in the comments, I will try to warn for anything in the subject head!))
ruffboi: (commander's strike)


[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Sniggering to himself.]

Oh yeah? Well, turns out, I am the manager, and we don't give away the sun to just any old customers. So I want to speak to your manager. Put them on!
ruffboi: (punch a ghost)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-07 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Check again. We just bought you out. Yeah, you work for the sun now, and you're fired.
ruffboi: (maybe rope or something)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-08 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wha-- ??

[He sounds completely taken aback.]

What gave me away?
ruffboi: (hit it with an axe 22)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-11 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was aware I was known for having a particularly gruff voice, but the bad sense of humor is just uncalled for.

[The problem here, with this interaction, is logically right now Magnus would ask her name, demonstrating he doesn't know who she is. Unfortunately, Magnus is a very rude boy who never asks anyone's name.]
ruffboi: (hit it with an axe 23)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-14 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it? I mean, it seems fine to me, other than that kind of weird thing where you're acting like we know each other.
ruffboi: (punch a ghost)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-07-17 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, just this morning. Stupid - was coming out of my room and just banged it on one of the cabinets. But I've hit it harder than that many, many times, and not developed amnesia of close acquaintances, I'd say.
chaoticlootral: DNT (otiluke's resilient sphere;)


[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh, well.

Something in this voice is really rattling Taako's cage, but he can't quite put his finger on it. He's barely even paying attention to what she's saying - did he eat something expired, is he experiencing gastrointestinal comeuppance? Is thinking too hard about stomach distress ruining a potentially emotional moment? Either way it's weird, and he hasn't actually heard a word she's said. Whoops.

Uh, yeah, kemosabe, turns out - fun fact! - they don't give a crap. Seriously, I've tried, but it is a shitshow here. Start-ups, what can you do? Don't bother. Trust me on this one, they won't even give you coupons for staying on the line.
Edited 2017-07-06 03:13 (UTC)
chaoticlootral: DNT (blink;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-08 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't be rude, he did a great job. He's so grown up and independent now. ]

Oh! A fan! Wowza, just from my voice too - now that's, uh, dedication. It's great, great to hear from the folks at home, you know? I'm glad I could be an inspiration. Listen, I just got new 5x7s, I'll send you one. Might make up for the whole Sun-being-out thing? Brighten your day? Tell you what, I'll spring for the 8x10. What's your name, I'll make out a dedication.
Edited 2017-07-08 02:27 (UTC)
chaoticlootral: DNT (reduce;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-11 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? Plenty of people want 8x10s. Roadside coffee shops, laundromats, mid-range family style dining establishments. They're in demand! I could charge, two, three hundred bucks for this and I'm offering limited edition memorabilia for free, not yanking your chain.

[ It's probably not decisive yet. He's pretty good at straightfaced deception, but he does seem a little weirded out. ]
chaoticlootral: DNT (otiluke's resilient sphere;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh oh.]

. . . Gonna need you to run that one by me again, kind of dropped the connection at the end there, homie.
chaoticlootral: DNT (reduce;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-16 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, well, enough of this weirdo. The static was enough to freak him out and now it's getting worse.]

Hey, cool questions, better ones: who the fuck are you and why are you acting so weird?
chaoticlootral: DNT (darkvision;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh? Sorry? Are we getting mad now? Let's get into this shit, Miss Stranger? Let's get snappy? Something about that name makes his entire brain throb so that's cool. This isn't an incredibly freaky experience or anything.]

See, here's the thing homie, I don't know what kind of fast one you're trying to pull - I don't know shit about shit! And I'm not answering shit about shit until we, uh, lay down some cards on the table. Where exactly is it you think you know me from?
brokeassgoing: (pic#11153898)


[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sooo sorry the number you have reached is just as boned as you are, and of all the destinies that are on hold cause of this weird space shit, 15 bucks is like a fart in the wind in comparison.

I owe at least three times that much and I'm doing a-okay.
brokeassgoing: (cutiest pie)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-08 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
If you plug it up or eat five fiber one bars you'll never shit again, let alone get a single squeak outta those cheeks.
brokeassgoing: (this bitch ass face)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-11 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but, 25 years of constipation? That's too tough, dude.
brokeassgoing: (horrified)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-14 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
God, why are you like this.
brokeassgoing: (wanna run that by me again)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's no God out there that'd let a knucklehead like you be reincarnated that many times. That's a headache. No offense.
brokeassgoing: (asshole grin)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
An act of fuckheadedness, then.
brokeassgoing: (probably)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-07-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)

You believe it ain't gonna be easy getting out of this place yet? Nigh impossible.
tearsinajar: supersuits / ij (pic#10733607)

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-07-06 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We all need to get off this plane of existence. It's not just you.
tearsinajar: (pic#10587436)

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-07-08 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'My lady'. Oh. That's a new one. She blinks at her TAB and pauses before typing out a reply. ]

What kind of big stakes?
tearsinajar: (pic#10002107)

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-07-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Super cliche. Who is this person? ]

And probably powerful?
tearsinajar: (pic#10587437)

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-07-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Arcane. Magic then? What type?