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keith 🗡️🗡️🗡️ ([personal profile] businessinfront) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-06-24 06:19 pm


[ The feed opens on one dark, out of focus eye squinting at the camera. The owner of the eye blinks, pulls back, and frowns, looking over the screen. It's pretty obvious that Keith doesn't have the first clue that he's actually streaming this — no, he's just setting the TAB down on the counter.

He pulls out a pocket knife. He gathers up a handful of the back of his unruly hair, a few months overdue for a cut. And... yes, he's really doing it. He's using selfie mode as a mirror to trim his mullet with a knife.

After a minute of him hacking away at the ends of his hair, the "transmitting" symbol on the TAB catches his notice, and his eyes go wide. There's a smack as he slams the TAB facedown on the counter, grumbling something indistinct. After a moment, he gathers it back up again, with an expression on his face somewhere between "annoyed" and "I hope an asteroid hits me."

... Someone tell me how to delete this. Thanks.
yablueit: (024)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-06-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well this explains a lot about your hair.
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[personal profile] yablueit 2017-06-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
At least I've never cut mine with a knife.

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shiro2hero: (90% of my gray hairs are named lance)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-06-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Keith... they have scissors here.
shiro2hero: (how to look leader like step 1)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-06-25 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and there's scissors in the kitchen.

Or people who actually cut hair.
shiro2hero: (WHADDA FUCK CHILDE)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-06-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Keith. Buddy.

[You're saying the magic words.]

That's... not... Look, you can do these things now. You've got options.

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redshitlord: (no more for sure)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Do the whole thing next! The long weird back part!
yablueit: (036)

[personal profile] yablueit 2017-06-26 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's called a mullet and I agree.
redshitlord: (but you --)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-26 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa. It has a name?

Dude, that's like... the lamest thing I've ever seen a human do with their hair. And it has a name?
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[personal profile] yablueit 2017-06-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. And he wears it like that on purpose, too.
redshitlord: (caught that slow alright)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-26 06:32 am (UTC)(link)

What, really? Why?

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redshitlord: (Jooooy ride)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-26 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, it's a little weird.
redshitlord: (to blow away)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-27 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Like... literally everything. Did you even use a mirror?

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pidge_out: (oh REALLY?)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-06-26 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You had it streaming. Pretty sure there's no way to delete that.

And dude, was that a pocket knife? Seriously?
pidge_out: (this is so stupid)

[personal profile] pidge_out 2017-06-27 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. But even if I did, everyone's already seen it and there's nothing I can do about that.

Did you not know where the scissors were?