I guess if you really want. It's some kind of plasma rifle. I haven't seen anything like it, but most guns are on medabots and use lasers or normal ammo.
It's a mold. Also called "black mold", bad for most things that need to breathe air. It can be lethal to some Votans and is a health risk for humans. Usually grows where there's water damage. Earth native, too, so that's a strange one to have around here.
It lets me save people, which is what I want to spend the rest of my life doing. [A nice sentiment, followed by a less one.] I am tempted to tell everyone to wear a full set of riot armor at every planet we stop at at this rate.
If you did I could still help you. I'm not just a doctor, I'm a scientist and engineer. My people are basically biological computers. We're dedicated to knowledge, solutions, and often enduring through the stupid mistakes of others.
But try not to make any of those, whether or not we can take care of you.
Hey! At least it beats hanging off a spaceship by a piece of rope. [Maybe.] The other alien said it was deadly. That obviously makes it an important job.
Well, yeah, I don't doubt that, but like... Are you supposed to scrape it out, then shoot it, or to shoot it, then scrape it out? That's kind of important to know.
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They changed my job to Stachybotrys Removal Specialist today and gave me this rad new gun. Coincidence? I think not.
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That... doesn't sound like a coincidence. [damn if the captains know what it IS and are just not telling the crew--]
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Looks like I'm the only one too, captains must know I'm the best bot for the job.
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Hey, not doubting that! I don't suppose it comes with instructions?
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That's so lame.
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[Kitchens aren't really her thing.]
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Seriously though you may be on to something.
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But try not to make any of those, whether or not we can take care of you.
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So with that said: Congratulations on your new sanitation job.
[Did that come across sarcastic enough? She sure hopes it did.]
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The other alien said it was deadly. That obviously makes it an important job.
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What is it?
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[ His roommate's job is sanitation. It wouldn't be a problem to dispose of it. ]
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idk man I'm just more confused now.
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