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thisavrou2017-02-18 04:31 pm
brochtuarach) wrote in thisavrou2017-02-18 04:31 pm
001; video;
[ When the recording begins, the only thing viewers will see is a flash of red hair (with perhaps a bit of grey), and the only thing heard will be - well, not English. He's obviously cursing quietly to himself, though hard to say if anyone will be able to recognize it as Gaelic.
Finally, his face will appear - handsome, high cheekbones, blue eyes, slanted a bit almost like a cat's, and a couple days' worth of stubble on his jaw. He's dressed old-fashioned, and when he speaks again it's English this time - but English heavily accented, to the extent that those unfamiliar with Scots might find it difficult to understand him at first. ]
Och, is this it then? I'd not like to be talkin' to myself, but I was told this is how to find work.
[ A pause. He taps the screen for good measure, then shrugs. ]
My name is Alexander Malcolm, lately of Edinburgh. There, I was a printer, but I've also experience as a soldier, and in animal husbandry. Though I dinna ken if anyone has any stables here worth the name.
[ He waves that off. ]
I'll work to earn my keep, and happy to do so. [ Here he pauses, and rubs his jaw a bit. ] And if anyone kens where to find shaving implements, I would be much obliged. I thank ye, for your time.
Finally, his face will appear - handsome, high cheekbones, blue eyes, slanted a bit almost like a cat's, and a couple days' worth of stubble on his jaw. He's dressed old-fashioned, and when he speaks again it's English this time - but English heavily accented, to the extent that those unfamiliar with Scots might find it difficult to understand him at first. ]
Och, is this it then? I'd not like to be talkin' to myself, but I was told this is how to find work.
[ A pause. He taps the screen for good measure, then shrugs. ]
My name is Alexander Malcolm, lately of Edinburgh. There, I was a printer, but I've also experience as a soldier, and in animal husbandry. Though I dinna ken if anyone has any stables here worth the name.
[ He waves that off. ]
I'll work to earn my keep, and happy to do so. [ Here he pauses, and rubs his jaw a bit. ] And if anyone kens where to find shaving implements, I would be much obliged. I thank ye, for your time.
video; im so so sorry idefk
[ john murphy, pinnacle of modern space prison education ]
video; never apologize
video; :')
what ]
Is Ken supposed to be a farmer or... ? [ you lost him, broski. ]
video;
Annnnd then we're back, and he will enunciate slowly, and carefully. As though speaking to a half-wit, or a small child. ]
I. Am. A. Farmer. I. Would. Like. To. Find. Work.
video;
[ rude, jamie, very rude. ]
There's a whole region for that. Pretty sure you get a goverment stipend for it too.
video;
I want no part of any government. [ That way, inevitably, lies politics. No thanks. ]