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Starflight ([personal profile] petrifiedshadow) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2015-12-08 04:27 pm
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Is anyone here good at hunting? There is some sort of infestation of small cats in the garden, and we should really stop them before they cause problems. Plus I think we can all agree some fresh meat would be a nice change.

I've been trying to catch some but they keep hiding in places I can't reach. Some assistance would be appreciated.
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[personal profile] forwardmomentum 2015-12-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ miles looks VERY ALARMED ]

God, no! Starflight, they're not an infestation, they're -- cats are pets, not pests!
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[personal profile] forwardmomentum 2015-12-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
No, Starflight, you can't --

[ miles stops himself and draws in a sharp, steadying breath, pressing two fingers to his forehead. god, he can't believe he's having this conversation. if starflight kills all those kittens, ivan is going to be devastated. ]

Look -- I think there's some...cultural nuance you're missing here. You can't just kill cats. It's considered animal cruelty among most civilized societies. I don't think a drain on resources is going to be a problem with some tiny cats, and besides, there are already people with pets on board, so it's a moot point. Believe me, if you start killing all those little kittens, a lot of people on this ship are going to be upset. Have a little cultural sensitivity, for god's sake, Starflight.